It's a good thing the proverbial hook as been well set because after this project, I might be tempted to wrap my knitting needles around the wheels of a moving train.
It started innocently enough. I wanted to knit a hat for Rhett. I found the most adorable pattern.
(Image from http://www.minnowknits.com/index3.html)
Sooooo...I tried the hat. Eight times I tried the hat. I could not for the life of me figure it out. I called the yarn shop where I got the pattern and she recommended I knit the sweater to "be able to understand the authors particular style of writing patterns." I think she meant to "be able to mind read."
I took the advice and did the sweater.
Here's what I learned.
- Don't judge a pattern by the cover. Just because the pattern looks all slick and is printed on a cool square that folds out into a long rectangle and the picture on the front is all professional looking DOES NOT MEAN that that pattern is written in any sort of coherent way. At least not for the uninitiated knitter. Instructions like "start a new ball of yarn" might have been helpful at one key point...but who am I to judge these things?
- Don't rely on the gauge swatch you knit a few months ago. Just because a size eight needle worked in December doesn't mean it will work in February. In fact, that size eight might yield you a sweater that would fit a basketball, not a baby. Or, when stretched out, as cotton apparently does, it might fit a young horse.
- When it doubt, rip it out. If the knit project isn't looking right, it won't magically "fix itself," no matter what you tell yourself. Ripping out a few inches of stitches is better than keeping on knitting a garment that won't fit.
- Buttons can fix some major problems.
- If said garment looks goofy, make sure the person it is knit for is too young to care.
Aside from the girth of the sweater being several inches too big, check out this monstrous neck hole! Rhett has a large noggin but COME ON! And the buttons on the side of neck? Do we really need to unbutton this any further? I can already put it on over a snowsuit...starting from his feet.
Lucky for me (and Rhett), a mysterious hole in my knitting appeared near the existing buttonholes allowing me to place a third button to cinch things up. Of course, in order to get that giant neck hole into proper proportions I had to be a little unorthodox in the button placement.
But it works...
And the little ensemble matches his eyes which is a huge bonus.
As Russell diplomatically stated, "Well...it'll keep him nice and warm." To that I'll add "and entertained."
So, now that the sweater is under my belt, it's on to the original project...the hat. Wish me luck, and the ability to mind read.